By the end of the day....

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
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becausebirds:

Tony Squawk

becausebirds:

Tony Squawk

la-xingada:

azspot:

M. Wuerker

"pobre de Mexico tan lejos de dios y tan cercas de los Estados Unidos"

la-xingada:

azspot:

M. Wuerker

"pobre de Mexico tan lejos de dios y tan cercas de los Estados Unidos"

tastefullyoffensive:

[extrafabulouscomics]
kodoris:

SHOTS FIRED

kodoris:

SHOTS FIRED

Hey guys! So I reached 1.1313 followers today! My brother said I should do a giveaway of sorts. I really don’t have much to give away except my skills. I can draw pokémon. So for this give away, if you are the winner you can chose two pokémon you would like me to draw for you. You also can chose if you would like a recolor or not. If you do you can chose what colors for what area/marks/parts/etc.

So! Rules!

1. Must be follow me. This is a giveaway for my followers.

2. No likes please (it clouds up the notes).

3. I will be using a random number generator. 

4. The giveaway will end August 2nd, 2014. This way I have time before classes start up again.

So get to reblogging! You know you want to!

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

itsdemonssammy:

blaming your parents for your unattractive genetics

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askclint:

thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine

based on this text post [x]

It was worth it.